I shall never have a bath again, " I said. "Just dont have one too often, " my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.

Roald Dahl
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In this quote, my grandmother is telling me that I should have a bath once a month. This is the only time I will have a bath. I will never have another bath again. She says that I should not have a bath too often, as she believes that having a bath too often was too much for a sensible child.

My grandmother may have been right in this case. I do not know if a bath every other day would be enough for a child. However, I think that it may be too much for an adult who just wants to take a shower every day.

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